February 2012
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no, it’s cool. I don’t miss you or anything.
I'm Not a Hipstuh.: Why I Don't Have Sex With... →
noregretsnoresets:
princessfreya:
Today I overheard two ignorant girls who were roughly my age discussing how they’d never CONSIDER (really, can one even say that, first of all?) having sex with an uncircumcised man. Annoyed and revolted, I attempted to shift my attention back to my book.
I hear it from the…
My girl likes my penis like she likes my car, with the top down.
this is actually...
Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
on the phone with juli
and she’s telling me hilarious stories about clam chowder & blink 182, singing, girl scouts and other awesome silly things
thanks girl, sorry I can barely talk <3
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I think it's so cute how you still always ask to...
and I appreciate it, a lot.
I forgot not to expect much from you guys.
I'm not okay with Chris Brown performing at the... →
good article. really interesting points. I approve.
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Friend: I hope you're happy.
Me: I hope you're happy, now that you're choosing this, I really hope you get it and you don't live to regret it. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY IN THE ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, MY FRIEND! SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME, LOOK INTO THE WESTERN SKY AS SOMEONE TOLD ME LATELY, EVERYONE DESERVES A CHANCE TO FLY AND IF I'M FLYING SOLO AT LEAST I'M FLYING FREE TO THOSE WHO'D GROUND ME TAKE A MESSAGE BACK FROM ME TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYING GRAVITY, I'M FLYING HIGH, DEFYING GRAVITY, AND SOON I'LL MATCH THEM IN RENOWN, AND NOBODY IN ALL OF OZ, NO WIZARD THAT THERE IS OR WAS, IS EVER GONNA BRING ME DOWN! BRING ME DOWN! AW WAH WAH WAH WAH-AAAAAAAAH!
Friend:
Me: What.
there's only so many times you can repeat yourself...
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phone conversation with my mother
Me: Mom I got my phone back!!!!
Mom: YOU NEED TO CALL YOUR DAD RIGHT NOW ITS SUPER IMPORTANT OMGOMGOMDIANSJKADBNAKS
Me: Okay, Bye.
Mom: No! Wait! *lectures for the next 20 minutes*
WHAT THE FAUFNSAKDJASNDJKASDNADJAS
I had a dream about making out/falling in love...
BEST. DREAM. EVER.
