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Friday, September 7, 2012

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I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RN

I just want to know what freelance illustrator drew these.

I want to know what their face looked like when they got the request from their client.

“CAN YOU DRAW. A PEOPLE MAKING OUT WITH A DOG. CHECK YES OR NO.”

“*checks when bills are due*…..I’ll have to apply a ‘fucked up’ surcharge of 1000% but yes yes I can.”

“OKAY BUT WE NEED SOME ROACH/HUMAN ACTION TOO.”

“….*facerub*”

The things freelancers do when bills are due…

The question really is, do we care if ducks are marrying donkeys? Does that still affect humans? Do we need to worry about this?

I’m impressed someone got the assignment for “Duck kissing donkey” and figured out how THOSE mouths would fit together.

Does it mean I’m a Super!Liberal that I really kind of want to see the duck-donkey hybrid babies? Or just that I have serious problems?

ded.

I thought this was a fake democrat poster making fun of how ridiculous republicans can be. But nope, I guess I was wrong. Wow. Just, wow.

Also, is it just me or is it really funny how all the mammals have their eyes closed while they’re kissing? Like, that duck and donkey look like they’re really concentrating on what they’re doing.

HOLD UP

At what point in the Gay Agenda are we breeding Great Dane-sized grasshoppers? They don’t tell me these things at the Gaystapo meetings. I must not be high enough rank.

And now I want a dog sled pulled by Gay Apocalypse locusts. That’ll show Capital Metro, those never showing up on time jerks.

DAMMIT they’ve leaked our 5-year plan

It’S A FucKING DEER, Not A DONKEY

MOTHERFUCKERS CAN YOU NOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEN A DEER AND A DONKEY?

That is not a deer. Deers do not have manes. Sheesh.

Also, are we sure the cat isn’t sucking that woman’s soul out? Cuz they do that. In your sleep.

IT LOOKS LIKE A FREAKY DEER/DONKEY/HORSE HYBRID

I AM LEGITIMATELY SCARED OF THIS THING

WELL WHATEVER IT IS IT’S NOT A FUCKING DONKEY